Happiness and Sadness side by side

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Andy Samberg’s speech at Harvard Class Day 2012 (x)

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supermagicalstuff: This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

supermagicalstuff:

This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

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fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast: For many who didn’t know (including me until last Friday), John Marshall insisted that all his justices eat and live together when the Supreme Court was in session. This was to promote Court unity on decisions. Apparently, the Marshall Court had a fondness for drinking, especially madeira. So much so that Congress started to complain about their drinking affecting decisions. So drinking was banned in the Marshall Court. Until one winter when the Court was in session, the Courthouse was very cold and the idea was proposed to drink a bottle of mardeira. There was some debate but eventually they arranged for an aide to bring a bottle. By the time the wine was brought, it had stopped snowing. When Justice Chase proposed that they hold off on the wine since the snow stopped, Justice Marshall replied with something along the lines of: “That is the worse defense I have heard from a lawyer. It must be snowing somewhere in the county.” And so the madeira was opened. Here’s to you Chief Justice Marshall. (sorry for the long post!)

fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:

For many who didn’t know (including me until last Friday), John Marshall insisted that all his justices eat and live together when the Supreme Court was in session. This was to promote Court unity on decisions. Apparently, the Marshall Court had a fondness for drinking, especially madeira. So much so that Congress started to complain about their drinking affecting decisions. So drinking was banned in the Marshall Court. Until one winter when the Court was in session, the Courthouse was very cold and the idea was proposed to drink a bottle of mardeira. There was some debate but eventually they arranged for an aide to bring a bottle. By the time the wine was brought, it had stopped snowing. When Justice Chase proposed that they hold off on the wine since the snow stopped, Justice Marshall replied with something along the lines of:

“That is the worse defense I have heard from a lawyer. It must be snowing somewhere in the county.”

And so the madeira was opened. Here’s to you Chief Justice Marshall. (sorry for the long post!)

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I always have a dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation .__.
When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THAN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
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